Friday, September 28, 2007

The Godfather



This picture is formed entirely by the movie script of "The Godfather"...

Simply amazing!

Monday, September 24, 2007

Short Story

A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were:

The short story had to contain the following three things:

(1) Religion
(2) Sexuality
(3) Mystery

Below is the A+ short story in the entire class.

"Good God, I'm pregnant; I wonder who did it."

Friday, September 21, 2007

Uncle Sam Christmas

Snaaake

I've never in my entire life seen such a long snake!

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

The Invasion: Great Movie

Somewhat similar to "28 Days Later" or "28 Weeks Later". A movie about the widespread of an epidemic virus which "alienizes" a person.

Adrenalin-pumping in most parts of the show. I wish the ending is a little longer though.

Overall, I recommend this movie.

Rating: 7.5 /10

I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry: Thumbs Up!!!

A hilarious comedy of 2 straight men trying to live together as a fake gay couple. Another splendid performance by Adam Sandler!

Pure laughter all the way! This show is a must-watch. It is worthed every minute of it.

Rating: 8.5 / 10

Joshua: Please Don't Watch

A supposedly thriller about a child who seems to be mentality imbalanced. This show is nothing short of a disappointment. The show lasts for 1 hour and 40 minutes. It feels like 3 long hours.

This show is extremely draggy, and there seems to be no climax and no clear storyline. Conservatively, this is the worst movie that I've ever watched in 2007.

Most walked out of the cinema in utter disappointment. Most can't even tell you what the show is really about.

Rating: 1 / 10

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Understanding Marketing (Humor)

Many women don't understand Marketing. Perhaps the following analogies will help clear it up.

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm cute." That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you says, "She's cute." That's Advertising.

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm cute." That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I", and reach up to straighten his tie, and then say, "By the way, I'm cute." That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're cute." That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going out with your friend. That's a Sales Rep.

He doesn't find your friend that interesting, so he calls you. That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm cute!" That's Spam.

Ali G on Environment

Really funny!

Monday, September 17, 2007

Getting the Perfect Shot






Whatever it takes to get the perfect shot...

The Lion and the Man


This can be used as the next Fear Factor challenge.

Friday, September 14, 2007

World's Tallest Basketball Player - 7'9!!!



Sun Ming Ming from China. He's huge! 7 feet 9 inches tall! That's 3 inches more than Yao Ming. Unbelievable!

Beautiful Waterfall


I wonder where this place is. Beautiful.

New BMW




A new BMW concept car! This is a beauty! It is going to be fun if BMW looks like this one day.

Thursday, September 13, 2007

If Water Is Fire...





Gorgeous!

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Lamborghini Reventon



I would love to have one of these although it is not suitable for Singapore roads.

Fire & Water


Cool!

Desert in Israel



I miss Israel.

Haerbin, China




The beautiful city of Haerbin, China. I was there earlier this year (2007). It looked pretty much like Paris.

Heaven & Hell



It reads, "Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, and it is all organized by the Italians."

I couldn't agree with it more. :)

Amazing India



This was a photo of a moving vehicle which I had taken when I was in India in 2004. There were at least 20 people in and on this car. I was really fascinated. Nothing is impossible in India!

Computer Generated


This is a computer generated graphic. Looks so real! I thought it is a photograph at first glance.

He Got Guts!



Please don't try this at home!

Funny Birthday Card



When you run out of ideas for a birthday card...

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

The Rise of a Planet



Simply breath-taking.